Kate Middleton Upskirt Paparazzo On The Hunt

Apr 24, 2011 by

Kate Middleton Upskirt Paparazzo On The Hunt

Kate Middleton Upskirt Paparazzo On The Hunt

With the royal wedding just days away, hundreds of officials and servants are preparing the welcome party for the future king and queen and their guests after the service is over. Many families around the world are also preparing their street parties to celebrate the future King’s marriage to the woman who will be the next Queen of England, a marriage ceremony which could turn out to be more popular than the late Princess Diana and ermm what was his name?. This twenty four hour joyous occasion for some which is costing millions of taxpayers money will at least take our minds off the real concerns and issues in this troubled world. A declining health service, escalating food prices, unemployment, fuel price hikes, wars declared through greed and taking the lives of our soldiers, the reduction of our personal freedom because “terrorist” can now be used as a reason to do it, and so the list goes on.

 

The Palace guards will be buffing up their boots and fluffing up their bearskins, and caterers will be planning the delivery of grub with military precision. Female guests will have been on a crash diet over the last few weeks, how do I know that, well because that’s what women do. Even Kate Middleton has been losing weight, so much so the ring no longer fits properly. Prince Charlie and his adorable wife Camilla Parker-Haddock will be attending, and no doubt hoping the wedding will go more smoothly than theirs did, and it’s believed that Kate Middleton‘s mother who is already trying to upstage everyone and be the center of attention will be gagged and sent to the tower.

 

Security will be tight. Scotland Yard have not released details of anti-terrorist plans, but snipers will be on key rooftop positions, and plain-clothes officers will mingle with the crowds. Thirty-five specially-trained search dogs from the Met Dog Support Unit will be on sniffing duty, plus the Mounted Branch, who will escort the carriage from the Abbey to Buckingham Palace.

 

Members of the public will be camping out early eager to grab a vantage point, a point which will let them see guests arrive for the wedding breakfast. There will be cries of “Elton will you be singing; Like a Candle in the Wind” as he exists the mini bus hoping the dead rat on his head will not take flight – yes just like a candle in the wind, and there will be a look of disgust as hanger on guests like David (engaging personality) Beckham and his wife Vic Bones wave to the crowds hoping this short spell of media limelight will boost their dwindling popularity among the brain dead. However, be warned and take your umbrellas and sou’westers as forecasters are predicting rain and winds of up to 20mph, oh yes the good old British weather might also remind us that ultimately no matter what the weather gods are in command.

 

Then, there is the other extreme, the evil side, the Paparazzo, the fearless camera terrorist who will go to any lengths to capture the most embarrassing photo possible. They will be greasing up there telephoto lens and oiling up their shutters ready for the big day, the day they hope to capture just one picture – that one picture that could be worth thousands – that dreaded wedding upskirt photo. What would they give for Kate Middleton to exit the carriage and the hooped wedding dress to flip up exposing what should be for the groom’s eyes only.
Although the world is looking forward to seeing Kate Middleton in her wedding dress, people are just as eager to see what’s under it. They will deny it, but should a newspaper headline read “Exclusive pictures of Kate’s Knickers” you can bet those who outwardly condemn such photos would without any hesitation buy that newspaper.

Kate Middleton Upskirt Paparazzo On The Hunt

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  • Try And find a clean room to change
  • Everyone will want to dress you
  • wedding garter belts problems
  • Wedding dress too short
  • Try and remember where you put the wedding dress
  • Do not over do the foot wear
  • and for two the (cowgirl boot look) can be embarrassing
  • It doesnt take much for the day to be ruined
  • A Charlie Chaplin convention its not
  • Going to toilet upskirt
  • Dance routine practice
  • Dance panty upskirt
  • Upskirt bridesmaids
  • Hope he turns up
  • If he does turn up make sure he brings the ring
  • Watch out for wandering hands
  • Never marry with dog poop on your shoes
  • Getting out of car can leave yourself exposed
  • under table wedding upskirt
  • Wedding upshot upskirt the paparazzo want
  • Lifting you up sounded a good idea at the time
  • Its not those behind you need to worry over
  • Those darn hooped wedding dresses
  • Just pretend it never happened
  • Is it just me or is there a draught
  • Try not to panic when it all goes wrong
  • Never let the wedding dress get dirty
  • Your safe he hasnt noticed yet
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